A WEEKEND WITH THE GANG: MEGA DEAL!!!

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$1,000.00

If you give us a grand you can hang out with us for a weekend. You gotta pay your way to get here though. But when you do, oh boy, it's on. We've got a really big couch you can sleep on, a couple of cats, a walk-in lizard room, an xbox 360, plastic cutlery, and a really fast internet connection that we're totally cool with you using uTorrent on. You can even spend up to five minutes in the room where all the ACOLYTE magic happens but you gotta leave if you let one of the cats in because we've got fucking hard drives in here and we don't fucking back shit up. We really need this money so we can go to the Gathering of the Juggalos 2012, so we're not going to bother with a criminal background check or anything. This doesn't apply if you're from the Ukraine though. For that we're going to need a $500 security deposit and you can't look Andrew in the eyes. MEGA DEAL OF A LIFETIME.